Meet the Team Family
Founders
Nickname:
The Process Police
Nickname:
Chief Process Offender
Nickname:
Chief Fun Officer
Sales
Nickname:
Tugboat
Nickname:
Coach
Nickname:
Professional Eyeroller
Nickname:
Scudzilla
Nickname:
Needy Stevey
Nickname:
Frenchie
HR & Accounting
Favorite Quote:
"This whole having a job thing is really getting in the way of me living my best life"
Favorite Quote:
"Never mess with a girl that runs 26.2 miles for FUN"
Project Management
Hidden Talent:
Excels at hitting the driver off the deck
Nickname:
The Colonel
Fun Fact:
Has an identical twin
Hidden Talent:
The queen of crafts
Nickname:
Land Mammal
Hidden Talent:
Twirling batons
Fun Fact:
Spends his free time rock climbing
Marketing
Fun Fact:
Has driven the pace car for the Talladega Superspeedway
Estimating
Nickname:
Questionable Meats
Fun Fact:
He's always fashionably late
Engineering, Design & IT
Fun Fact:
The loudest 5' tall person on planet earth
Favorite Quote:
"Yes wine is really my last name, and yes, I do drink a lot of it"
Favorite Quote:
“This is not government work; as such, I treat it with care and attention.”
-Ron Swanson
Nickname:
Captain Kale
Nickname:
Mohawk Man
Hidden Talent:
Perfect handwriting
Operations
Nickname: Pickles
Nickname:
"The Count"
Favorite Quote:
"If I had to stir it, it's homemade"
Nickname:
The Office Prankster
Favorite Quote:
"When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila"
Nickname:
Nae Nae